There’s no better way to say “I love you” than with peanut butter. Everyone knows the best way to someone’s heart is with food, and there’s nothing better than the ultimate sandwich. This is a jam-packed (literally) monstrosity, but a sandwich nonetheless. How did this happen? In short, I ran out of turkey and was unable to make a turkey sandwich, so I had to improvise. As with all things in life, peanut butter came to the rescue. I knew a single peanut butter and jelly sandwich wasn’t a big enough meal for the Peanut Butter Boy. Two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches could work, but that’s too much bread. So I used my engineering expertise to create this monument, maximizing the peanut butter to bread ratio. You get bonus points if you put peanut butter on the outside of the sandwich too.
