Update (06/15/11): Did you just get an email that this was a new post? It’s not. I have no idea why that email was sent out. Sorry! By the way, this was originally just an April Fools joke =)

Blindsided. That’s the best way to describe what happened to me. Yesterday, for the first time, I had a Whopper Junior at Burger King. My first bite into the perfectly toasted bun, hand-crafted burger and brilliantly ripe tomatoes nearly dropped me to my knees. Thankfully, I was sitting next to Ronald McDonald on his bench. I had intended to get a Big Mac for comparison, but now there was no need and there never will be. I vow to eat a Whopper Junior for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of my life – no more peanut butter. Therefore, I am officially changing my blog to Junior Whopper Boy, effective immediately. I would name it “Whopper Junior Boy” but I don’t want to infringe on any copyrights. I have already purchased the website www.juniorwhopperboy.com and will be diverting traffic there soon. You may be wondering how I plan to eat the same thing for every meal? Read on for my recipe ideas…

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Already Accomplished:

– Whopper Pizza (Yum!)

Testing Soon:

– Deep Fried Whopper Junior (Easy)

– Whopper Stuffed Potatoes (puree with cooked potato and stuff into potato skin)

– Whopper Junior Soup (just puree with extra mayonnaise)

– Whopper Junior Smoothie (just puree with maple syrup)

– Whopper Appetizers (cut into bite-sized pieces)

– Chinese Whopper (dip in soy sauce)

– Japanese Whopper (dip in soy sauce)

– Whopper Lite (wrap entire whopper in a whole wheat tortilla)

I mean, comeon… doesn’t this just make you drool?

Happy April Fools Day!

Don’t worry, I’m stickin’ with the good stuff

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7 Responses / Leave a comment »

  1. Denise says:

    I never thought I would see the day, but as I was typing this it hit me…April Fool. I always fall for it, always the fool. Have a great day.

  2. Katrina says:

    ;) The only thing you could really do to TRY to make a Whopper Jr. even edible is slather the bun with PB! Happy April Fools, Nick.

  3. Hungry Jenny says:

    Nice one, haha! But can I just say that I’m SO relieved! Junior Whopper Boy just doesn’t sound right.

    And is it bad that I kinda want to try that Whopper Pizza?

    Hungry Jenny x

  4. Leah says:

    Now that I see the first ‘comment’ I get it and am laughing out loud! Bless your sweet heart and thank you for the laugh… although I do not appreciate the heart stopping feeling when I read that PPB is going Whoppers!
    All the best to you and all you love,
    Leah

  5. Chuck says:

    Don’t forget Junior Whopper lasgna… it’s great!

    Awesome way to start April bud… Come on warm weather!!

  6. Vanessa says:

    I was so sad.. I was thinking, man I wanted him to keep the pb. Don’t change cause pb is the best!! Love your blog!!

    • Nick says:

      Haha, I think I scared a lot of people when I first posted it (on April Fools). I’m not sure why Feedburner (the email publishing service) decided to email out this post (which is over 2 months old) at such a random time and claiming it was new, but I’m glad you stopped by!

      And don’t worry. I shall not change!

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