Update (06/15/11): Did you just get an email that this was a new post? It’s not. I have no idea why that email was sent out. Sorry! By the way, this was originally just an April Fools joke =)
Blindsided. That’s the best way to describe what happened to me. Yesterday, for the first time, I had a Whopper Junior at Burger King. My first bite into the perfectly toasted bun, hand-crafted burger and brilliantly ripe tomatoes nearly dropped me to my knees. Thankfully, I was sitting next to Ronald McDonald on his bench. I had intended to get a Big Mac for comparison, but now there was no need and there never will be. I vow to eat a Whopper Junior for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of my life – no more peanut butter. Therefore, I am officially changing my blog to Junior Whopper Boy, effective immediately. I would name it “Whopper Junior Boy” but I don’t want to infringe on any copyrights. I have already purchased the website www.juniorwhopperboy.com and will be diverting traffic there soon. You may be wondering how I plan to eat the same thing for every meal? Read on for my recipe ideas…
Already Accomplished:
– Whopper Pizza (Yum!)
Testing Soon:
– Deep Fried Whopper Junior (Easy)
– Whopper Stuffed Potatoes (puree with cooked potato and stuff into potato skin)
– Whopper Junior Soup (just puree with extra mayonnaise)
– Whopper Junior Smoothie (just puree with maple syrup)
– Whopper Appetizers (cut into bite-sized pieces)
– Chinese Whopper (dip in soy sauce)
– Japanese Whopper (dip in soy sauce)
– Whopper Lite (wrap entire whopper in a whole wheat tortilla)
Happy April Fools Day!
Don’t worry, I’m stickin’ with the good stuff