Update (06/15/11): Did you just get an email that this was a new post? It’s not. I have no idea why that email was sent out. Sorry! By the way, this was originally just an April Fools joke =)
Blindsided. That’s the best way to describe what happened to me. Yesterday, for the first time, I had a Whopper Junior at Burger King. My first bite into the perfectly toasted bun, hand-crafted burger and brilliantly ripe tomatoes nearly dropped me to my knees. Thankfully, I was sitting next to Ronald McDonald on his bench. I had intended to get a Big Mac for comparison, but now there was no need and there never will be. I vow to eat a Whopper Junior for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of my life – no more peanut butter. Therefore, I am officially changing my blog to Junior Whopper Boy, effective immediately. I would name it “Whopper Junior Boy” but I don’t want to infringe on any copyrights. I have already purchased the website www.juniorwhopperboy.com and will be diverting traffic there soon. You may be wondering how I plan to eat the same thing for every meal? Read on for my recipe ideas…
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Already Accomplished:
– Whopper Pizza (Yum!)
Testing Soon:
– Deep Fried Whopper Junior (Easy)
– Whopper Stuffed Potatoes (puree with cooked potato and stuff into potato skin)
– Whopper Junior Soup (just puree with extra mayonnaise)
– Whopper Junior Smoothie (just puree with maple syrup)
– Whopper Appetizers (cut into bite-sized pieces)
– Chinese Whopper (dip in soy sauce)
– Japanese Whopper (dip in soy sauce)
– Whopper Lite (wrap entire whopper in a whole wheat tortilla)
Happy April Fools Day!
Don’t worry, I’m stickin’ with the good stuff
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I never thought I would see the day, but as I was typing this it hit me…April Fool. I always fall for it, always the fool. Have a great day.
;) The only thing you could really do to TRY to make a Whopper Jr. even edible is slather the bun with PB! Happy April Fools, Nick.
Nice one, haha! But can I just say that I’m SO relieved! Junior Whopper Boy just doesn’t sound right.
And is it bad that I kinda want to try that Whopper Pizza?
Hungry Jenny x
Now that I see the first ‘comment’ I get it and am laughing out loud! Bless your sweet heart and thank you for the laugh… although I do not appreciate the heart stopping feeling when I read that PPB is going Whoppers!
All the best to you and all you love,
Leah
Don’t forget Junior Whopper lasgna… it’s great!
Awesome way to start April bud… Come on warm weather!!
I was so sad.. I was thinking, man I wanted him to keep the pb. Don’t change cause pb is the best!! Love your blog!!
Haha, I think I scared a lot of people when I first posted it (on April Fools). I’m not sure why Feedburner (the email publishing service) decided to email out this post (which is over 2 months old) at such a random time and claiming it was new, but I’m glad you stopped by!
And don’t worry. I shall not change!